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Hookers Demotivational Poster


LOVE AND HATE -


TAGS: young love and dead hookers
Rating: 4.88/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 7:05 pm
I think that's Claire on the left. 5L


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN HOOKERS -


TAGS: dogs hookers rimjob timmy mom
Rating: 4.75/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 10:49 pm

geez man....i pick out my dog at the pound with my underwear in hand. like...doesn't everybody?
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
NO extra charge... IF you happen to have Jiffy smooth laying around, sure.
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:44 pm
LMFAO!!! that's 5 Poodles RL!!!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 6:43 pm
ROR! 5 RL


THE CASINO ROYALE -




IF LAUGHTER -


TAGS: laughter medicine hookers are cool
Rating: 4.7/5

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GreyScorpion - June 16, 2010, 9:34 pm
Ha!! you'd think you'd learn after the 31st time! 5L
agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:07 pm
LMAO!!! 5L's (as directed)


ANCHORS AWAY -




GOOD MORNING -


TAGS: hookers bad cheating worse std
Rating: 4.77/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:26 pm
You did that to her car just for giving you a "burning pee" face? 5L


SHOULD YOU GET DIVORCED -


TAGS: divorced list hookers
Rating: 3.73/5

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LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:11 am
LOL @ "Pre-Nump"...


Things I Imagine SHO Ponders -


TAGS: dead hookers light bulb sho
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - September 8, 2014, 3:05 pm
How did I miss this lol. On point! 5/F
Greybeard - July 29, 2014, 10:45 pm
Raising the bar as usual. :)
GaryO - July 29, 2014, 9:17 pm
THIS…..is good. Really really good.


A SUMMERS DAY -


TAGS: summer lake hookers
Rating: 4.38/5

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Fatt Matt - January 29, 2010, 12:16 pm
I thought it was kinda weird when the Lady of the Lake asked if I wanted a half and half.


THE GREAT DEPRESSION -




BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: itch hookers love fire
Rating: 4.8/5

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Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
if it is a grammatical or spelling error i did it on purpose.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 6:24 pm
Face, I would have send you a PM because of this first line too, if I was an approver... Have a bad feeing about it! :P 5L anyway


SALMA -


TAGS: hookers stars america salma
Rating: 3.63/5

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Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Hey, you both chill!!! there is room in this world to do what you like.
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 12:17 pm
Damn you Ron! NO ONE paints on Mrs. LD's boobs like that but ME!!! You can have Denise, but Salma is MIIIIIIINE!!!!
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 10:53 am
now that would be a good reason to head south


PAMELA -




HEROES -


TAGS: flight 93 9 11 heroes party hookers
Rating: 2.13/5

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bOB cHIN - August 21, 2009, 2:18 pm
Gotta lay off partying with the fire trucks...they can drink me under the table


TOUCHY SUBJECT - Should Jesus receive only one hooker or should He receive plural hookers?


TAGS: hookers for jesus ain t exactly a bad thing for religion
Rating: 1.82/5

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MrAubergine - October 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
touchy subject, this will end up being under appreciated


Hamburgers And Hookers -


TAGS: hamburgers hookers streets signs extra
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 24, 2014, 3:51 am
First read I thought you said bacon on the spanking. That would explain some of your poster material...tee hee. Thanks for stopping by Ism.
Ism - May 24, 2014, 1:45 am
So True... Bacon or the Spanking always seem to not be included in the quoted Price...


HOOKERS - It's OK, she'll live on through all of the tomatoes this plant will grow & we'll find you a new one.




welcome to cuba -


TAGS: tourism hookers
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - April 5, 2015, 6:12 am
Suddenly, I have the urge to watch a Groucho movie...


Exclusion -


TAGS: blackjack hookers bender is great
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - May 24, 2017, 2:19 am
Oh, wait, you can't win an argument with me, so you're gonna permaban me anyhow, because you and Reality Lord can't win with me. So go ahead and do it. Make it happen. It's the only sense of superiority you will ever have, since you're a sore loser.
Cannabal - May 24, 2017, 2:14 am
Stop what? Care to elaborate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 23, 2017, 9:38 pm
You really don't know when to stop, do you?
Cannabal - May 23, 2017, 7:45 pm
Prime. Get out. Just get the h'ell out. You're less funny than Moo and Scat combined.
ipaprime - May 23, 2017, 5:40 am
Then sell the sax tape.
Silverheart - May 23, 2017, 12:18 am

Oh kiss and make up already. Get a room.
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:32 pm
So how long before Moo bans me again for hurting your feelings, Scatflake?
ScatXXVII - May 22, 2017, 11:23 pm
Your drunken, barstool, logic is pretty underwhelming, overshadowed by your painfully obvious butthurt.
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 11:01 pm
Did I touch a nerve? Must have if you can't resist commenting on my posters.
ScatXXVII - May 22, 2017, 10:57 pm
Not being butthurt. You're doing it wrong
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 10:52 pm
And you brought your favorite sockpuppet in tow.
Cannabal - May 22, 2017, 10:51 pm
Hey, Moo, how ya been? Miss me already?
ScatXXVII - May 22, 2017, 10:45 pm
LOL! Drum roll... ba-dum-dum...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2017, 7:45 pm
...and couldn't control their emotions.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 22, 2017, 7:45 pm
They never should have cancelled Futurama. Bender was the greatest character created since Lazarus Long. It's a shame that there was no one around to support him...It's almost like his supporters overreacted (like small children)...


MY FATHER SAID... -




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